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Adventures On Omegle vol. 2

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:Who wants to role play?

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger: me

Stranger: i want to be an elf

You: okay

You: you can be dobby the house-elf

You: i’ll be luscious lucius malfoy

Stranger: kk

You: dobby, are you on omegle

You: i’ve told you not to use our computer

Stranger: no

Stranger: im not

You: dobby i can clearly see omegle on the computer screen. explain yourself.

Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: FU#$ YOU

You: ………………..

You: …………………………………….

You: …………………………………………………………………………….

You: CRUCIO!

Stranger: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

You: (do the unforgivable curses work on house elves)

Stranger: ha mines ;longer

You: (dammit i’ll take that as a no)

You: this means clothes.

Stranger: right

You: -throws you a sock-

Stranger: whats this for

You: clothes, dobby.

You: you are fired.

You: or have you forgotten the laws of your own kind as quickly as you forgot

You: that there’s NO FUCKING ELECTRICITY IN THE WIZARDING WORLD IN THE FIRST PLACE

You: SO THIS ENTIRE THING IS UNREALISTIC

Stranger: toooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad im stain right here

You: BECAUSE DOBBY COULDNT HAVE BEEN ON OMEGLE

You: god damn man

You: how did you not call bullshit on me

You: i was waiting for you to

Stranger: yes he could hav

You: no he couldn’t.

You: there is no electricity in the wizarding world.

You: it wouldn’t have been on a laptop in malfoy manor at any rate

Stranger: fuck it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.